He Shoots ...

A rare, previously unpublished 1992 photo of Sporting Press publisher Bill Aronson scoring on current OKC Mayor Mick Cornett as sportscaster Dean Blevins looks on.

And as Aronson recalls the event:

Comments

[MFD]

I'm calling shenanigans -- on the first photo. I've played with WB, and he's never jumped that high.

[WBA]

Spike Lee was right: It's the shoes. If you look closely, I am wearing a worn pair of (what would now be classic vintage) Air Jordans.

Cornett never had a chance. And Blevins never had a chance of getting a pass for what would have likely been a wide-open lay-up.

[Dr. Cornholing]

Yeah, those guys are chumps. I did sex change operations on those two and they never stopped whining.

[Mixer!]

Worst. Fark. Evah.

[HELP! GLOBAL WARMING ISSUES!]

Let me begin by pointing out that this "Comments" thing makes it extraordinarily difficult for a man to talk about serious issues on SP.

Well I have a comment. Specifically, the rise in global temperatures has caused circulation problems in my legs. My doctors say I am facing double amputation unless I have an expensive operation.

Naturally I am impecunious and must rely on the esteemed SP poosters to finance my operation. I am counting on you guys to save my legs.

If you don't, you can count on a no-legged man following you everywhere you go AND HAWKING LOOGIES ON YOU! Do you understand?!

Now fork over the dough. And may God bless.

LDB

[Otzi of the Eisack]

I sure don't want some one-legged man hawking loogies on my beautiful ass.

I hereby tithe my income to you.

[LDB]

Dolt!

That would be a no-legged man.

Goddamitee!

[Mixer!]

That new ass of his sure has made him vain.

Just my observation, mind you.

[Otzi of the Eisack]

Well whoop-de-do! Vain, eh?

Here I am trying to help a pre-legless man and all you can do is call me "vain"!

You should be ashamed, ashamed!

[LDB]

I should point out that contributions have been niggardly.

As it stands now, I might be able to save part of one leg maybe my right thigh.

Christ you guys are cheap. And here it is Christmas!

[CHINCHES! GRINCHES!]

As I have vainly tried to explain to you dolts, my legs are going to be amputated due to global warming. Haven't you been reading the news? Haven't you noticed that it isn't snowing in the Alps? How do you think they found Otzi for God's sake?

Now fork over the dough...it's Christmas and my patience is wearing thin.