Steve? No man. Steve's not here.

SOMEWHERE WANDERING THE DESERT ... LOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS (SP) -- From today's story on the death of Ultimate Fighting Champ Evan Tanner ...

"Lt. George Moreno of the Imperial County Sheriff's Department has reported that Tanner set out treasure hunting on Wednesday, Sept. 3, asking friends to call for help if he didn't return right away. Lt. Moreno says friends called the Sheriff's Office on Friday, Sept. 5, and search and rescue teams looked for him throughout the weekend in temperatures up to 114 degrees."

If I told you to call for help if I didn't return right away, you'd know that by "right away" I meant, um, "right away" ... right?