Do the Hustle

SOMEWHERE GETTING PLAYED (SP) -- Former Mav, current Net Devin Harris gets hustled on a London playground by a guy wearing jeans and a crew neck sweater.

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[SP exec furious at ABC News]

Last night (10/28), ABC News aired the video of Devin Harris getting scored on by a skinny white guy.

"Can you believe it?" thundered SP's Bucky Hostetter. "That sumbitch Charlie Gibson done stole the video right off Sporting Press and aired it like it was theirs. Hell, everybody knows Sporting Press made that tape famous. This ain't right."

[SP Exec Wins Paternity Suit]

Bucky Hostetter, SP's acting CEO, has won a paternity suit filed against him by one Melissa Elrod.

Courtroom cross-examination revealed that Ms. Elrod "can't identify (Hostetter) as I was vomiting out trailer window at time of conception."

[Sooners Doomed]

They oughta just forfeit. Everyone knows damn well that Oklahoma never wins the big games...not since that debacle against the Trojans for the NC.

Take a TT win to the bank.

[What does that Brick guy think?]

Are the Sooners doomed or what? Christ, someone with brains needs to tell us what's up.

And why can't Sporting Press intereview Bud Wilkinson and see what he thinks?