By Brick Stevens
SportingPress.com Football Writer
You know that video of the two rams charging and butting heads on the mountain? Now imagine watching it over and over again for three straight hours. The league's two top defenses take turns knocking each other's helmets off. Pittsburgh seemed to discover an offense last week and then discovered QB Ben Roethlisberger had a spinal concussion. Team physicians explained that players normally suffer brain concussions, but this wasn't an option for Roethlisberger and the concussion was forced to find another home. The Steelers' All-Pro Safety Troy Polamalu has a bum calf, but SportingPress.com has learned that his hair will suit up.
Pittsburgh 2, Baltimore 0
A game featuring two quarterbacks who lead the league in obits written. The career of the losing quarterback in this game is over. Really. We swear. The Kurt Warner-to-Larry Fitzgerald airshow will be interrupted only by a drunken fan hollering "BIGFOOT!" and chasing portly and hirsute Eagles coach Andy Reid around the field at the University of Phoenix Stadium. Reid will finish the game as the Eagles leading ground gainer.
Arizona 31, Eagles 21
Stome of these new folks that have showed up lately need to know that The Brickster is infallible...money in the bank.
Posted by: That Brick guy is ALWAYS right | January 14, 2009 at 02:39 PM
Wow! Brickster was incredibly accurate on those Conference Championship games.
Posted by: Brick's Mom | January 19, 2009 at 12:33 PM
Of course he was.
Now stay out of the limelight woman! You know damn well little Bricky has disowned you. Stop trying to horn in on his new and well-deserved fame!
Be gone!
Posted by: Brick's Dad | January 19, 2009 at 03:44 PM