Daily Doodle: A-Roid

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[Hey, where's that Brick guy?]

There's an event coming up called the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament.

Maybe the Brickster could give us some skinny.

And don't be picking Oklahoma to win it all.

[Sporting Press Updates Slowed by Cholera Outbreak]

The 17 days that have passed since the last update on Sporting Press can be easily explained.

“Cholera has broken out and felled all but a few Sporting Press employees,” said Mort Fishwick, SP’s in-house epidemiological expert, “myself among the lucky few.” Fishwick explained that the outbreak “stems from the deplorable personal hygiene of too many SP employees.”

[Furious Mob Attacks Sporting Press HQ]

An infuriated mob of SP fans, estimated at 4,000 souls by the State Police, attacked Sporting Press HQ this morning. Hurling rocks and insults, the mob smashed windows, set cars on fire, and generally destroyed everything they could.

According to Billy Rowsey, a mob participant, people are furious because “here them boys got all that government bailout money and they ain’t put up the first funny story or pitcher.”

SP spokesman Eddie Plunkett said that the rioters might have actually harmed SP employees, but “they ran like the chickens they are when we opened up on ‘em with a half dozen flamethrowers.”

[Sporting Press Exec Admits Cholera Story a Hoax]

“Hell,” admitted SP spokesman Jeremy Duddles, “that was just an attempt to buy some time for us being so goddern lazy. Didn’t nobody have no cholera. We jes had writer’s cramp.”

When asked about last Monday’s use of flamethrowers to repel the angry mob, Duddles noted that “they wuz askin’ fer it. Sorry so many of ‘em got incinerated, but they’s jes fans and we got bucket fulls a fans.”

[SERENAONEILL33]

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[Air Jordans]

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[Louis Vuiton Online]

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[Acting SP CEO HOSPITALIZED!]

Bucky Hostetter, the genius behind Sporting Press' wild success, has been admitted to Baptist Hospital

"At this point," a spokesman said, "we ain't saying what's wrong with him 'cause it ain't nobody's goddern business."

However, most observers believe that Hostetter's drinking has gotten the best of him yet again. Hostetter has been seen many times puking his guts out and staggering around. Others think it is his chronic syphilis which, oddly, may also be the source of his genius, right in there with Nietzsche, Al Capone, and many others.

[Dating agencies Review]

When asked about last Monday’s use of flamethrowers to repel the angry mob, Duddles noted that “they wuz askin’ fer it. Sorry so many of ‘em got incinerated, but they’s jes fans and we got bucket fulls a fans.”

[BUCKY HOSTETTER'S BODY STOLEN!]

Thieves have made off with the remains of Bucky Hostetter's body.

Local police have no leads, but speculate that the great sports satirist's body may be plasticized and put in a German museum.

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