By Brick Stevens
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1. Alabama
I look at the AP poll and scratch my head that Texas is ranked higher than Bama right now. Do the voters watch football?
2. Texas
I look at the AP poll and scratch my head that Florida is ranked higher than Texas right now. Do the voters watch football?
3. Virginia Tech
34-26 score over Duke. I'm always surprised that Duke plays football.
3. Miami
Back in the Smack Pack after dismantling Oklahoma.
4. TCU
Toads stay in position ... with a win over school that willingly accepted the George W. Bush library.
5. LSU/Kansas
If 4-0 LSU can be in the Top 11, so can 4-0 Kansas. Jayhawks have a better QB and bigger coach.
6/7. Iowa/Cincinnati
Welcome to the Smack Pack, Iowa and Cincinnati. The Hawkeyes host Tate Forcier and a suddenly struggling Michigan. The Bearcats take a week off and then get the suddenly strong S. Florida Bulls.
8. USC
Now that they have their annual Pac 10 meltdown out of the way, who's going to stop Pete Carroll's Trojans?
9. Florida
Unimpressive during their bye week. The good news? They get to knock LSU out of the Smack Pack nest week.
10. Boise State
You struggle against UC-Davis and UC-Afallinthepoll. Upset special next week in Tulsa.
11. Notre Dame
Nice OT win over a decent Washington team ... but if they lose to USC in their next game, even I can't keep 'em in the poll.
DOWN AND OUT
Oklahoma
Started game one without the nation's best tight end. Started game two without the nation's best quarterback. And they lose their top receiver in Miami. Bob Stoops has obviously angered the Football Gods.
Michigan
Forcier forcied a pass in OT.
Houston
We have a problem.
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