By Brick Stevens
College Football Know-It-All
1. TCU
TCU vs Texas. This is the national championship game America wants to see! If you thought Texans were insufferable before ...
The Brickster is jumping on the TCU bandwagon. THe Horned Frogs, coached by future Notre Dame coach Gary Patterson, can play with anyone in the Smack Pack -- and I'd make them favorites over either Alabama or Florida.
2. Texas
Colt McCoy ties an NCAA record with 42 career wins. After the game, Longhorn defensive coordinator was heard muttering, "Why did I sign that 'coach-in-waiting' contract? I could have been a future Notre Dame coach."
3. Stanford
50+ point ass-whippings of Oregon and USC? Stanford, coached by future Notre Dame coach Jim Harbaugh, jumps into the Top 11.
4. Alabama
Nick Saban is too big for Notre Dame.
5. Florida
Urban Meyer actually believes he is God and Tim Tebow is his son. That kind of thinking won't fly at Notre Dame.
6. Notre Dame
Charlie Weis is calculating how many Original Recipe buckets he can get at KFC with his buyout money.
7. Boise State
Future Notre Dame coach Chris Peterson's Broncs vandalized Idaho 63-25.
8. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
You read it here first: Bucs coach Raheem Morris will never be the head coach at Notre Dame.
9. Oklahoma State
Other than the story about the hunchback, former Oklahoma State QB and current Poke coach Mike Gundy hasn't heard of Notre Dame.
10. Georgia Tech
Wouldn't the triple option look cool in South Bend? Rambling Wreck and future Notre Dame coach Paul Johnson certainly thinks so.
11. Cincinnati
Weis needed to beat Pittsburgh. So does Cincinnati and future Notre Dame head coach Brian Kelly.
How come the Lord don't just go ahead and smite that Weis feller? What's he waitin' fer?
I know yer religious so maybe you have an answer.
Posted by: Hey Brick! | November 17, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Jerry the turkey has cataracts. His surgery will cost $2600.
Come on, make a donation. Take a stand! Christamitee it's Thanksgiving!
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/11/20/heim.ri.save.pet.turkey.wjar
Posted by: Time for SP readers to Support a Worthy Cause! | November 21, 2009 at 06:33 AM
They coulda eased the pain and suffering of Sooner fans. But no.
Ah what's the use?
Posted by: Stoopit Aggies... | November 27, 2009 at 07:39 AM